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are you planning to go see 'the beatles: the lost concert' film?
Anonymous

I’m not sure of when it’s coming out, but it sounds interesting and I’ll make sure I see it eventually.

mostlikelyloveyou:

This is so weird! Read it out loud stressing a different word each time!

mostlikelyloveyou:

This is so weird! Read it out loud stressing a different word each time!

thelittlefunnies:

Like a boss

thelittlefunnies:

Like a boss

I’ll be unfollowing every Tumblr account that reblogs that stupid chain message. There are a lot of idiots and gullible fools who keep promulgating mass hysteria on Tumblr about their blogs and how “they won’t be able to keep them” unless they reblog a stupid chain message. For that reason, reblog this if you’d like me to keep following you. Sincerely, A Concerned Skeptic

Isn’t it awfully nice to have a penis?

Isn’t it frightfully good to have a dong?

It’s swell to have a stiffy,

It’s divine to own a dick

From the tiniest little tadger,

To the world’s biggest prick.

So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas

Hurray, for your one-eyed trouser snake!

Your piece of pork,

Your wife’s best friend,

Your pulsy or your cock,

You can wrap it up in ribbons,

You can slip it in your sock.

But don’t take it out in public,

Or they will stick you in the dock,

And you won’t

a-Come

a-Back

Thank you very much.

Yeah, that pretty much covers it actually.

I might actually need to use this this summer…

I might actually need to use this this summer…